Oh, the wonderful things we learn in class.

How to deal with
STRESS

* Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.

* Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa bill.

* Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

* When someone says, "Have a nice day!", tell them you have other plans.

* During your next meeting, sneeze and then loudly suck the phlegm back down your throat.

* Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

* Make a list of things you have already done.

* Dance naked in front of your pets.

* Put your toddler's clothes on backwarrds and send them off to preschool as if nothing was wrong.

* Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in them. Return them the next day.

* Drive to work in reverse.

* Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.

* Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to you.

* Bill your doctor for the time you spent in his waiting room.

* Get a box of condoms. Wait in line at the check-out counter and ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are.