Note to today's bicyclist:
I respect your right to the road. I think it's incredibly stupid that you fragile, little guys have to share the road with a bunch of large, metal death machines, but since you're stuck with it, I do my best to give you plenty of room.
In return, I ask that you not ride up beside my car, into my blind spot, and then shriek about being hit. It is not funny, it is not cool, and it makes me want to get out of my car and shoot you dead.
Thank you.
P.S. You are a moron.