Mission: CLEAN!

Mission CLEAN! is underway. So far, 2.5 rooms out of 4 have been put under some kind of order. As a side note, I refuse to believe one human being can produce this much hair. I simply cannot fathom a world where this is possible. Thus, there must be a pack of wild dogs that use my apartment as their playground when I'm not here. It's the ONLY possible explanation. I swear, I could make a million bucks selling hair for wigs, if only it weren't skanky carpet hair. But sweeping all of that crap up is a pain. But I have to sweep before I vacuum, because my silly little vacuum is easily stymied by such things as hair. And after seeing what I pulled out of the carpet, I can't really say I blame it. YEEEEIIIIKEESSSS.