I love Digimon Tamers.

I, Sakuyamon, protector of all things true,
will do my duty.
River of Chaos!
O, red sea of destruction!
Follow now my voice,
and feel the twin blades,
of Beauty,
and of Truth.
And then...
FALL BEFORE MY LIGHT!

And Sakuyamon is just MADE OF WIN.

EDIT: Interviews with professors from Miskatonic University are /also/ made of win.