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...um. TMI, Bethesda, TMI!
So, I was talking to this alchemist...
NPC: What's the penalty in Cyrodil for necrophilia? Just asking.
Me: ...uh, is this a first offense?
NPC: For the sake of argument, let's say..."no".
Me: Then it's at /least/ 500 septims.
NPC: Oh! That's not NEARLY as much as it is in Morrowind! Thanks!
Me, to myself: ...why in the name of the Nine...? No. Don't want to know. DO NOT WANT TO KNOW. Just walk away.
NPC: What's the penalty in Cyrodil for necrophilia? Just asking.
Me: ...uh, is this a first offense?
NPC: For the sake of argument, let's say..."no".
Me: Then it's at /least/ 500 septims.
NPC: Oh! That's not NEARLY as much as it is in Morrowind! Thanks!
Me, to myself: ...why in the name of the Nine...? No. Don't want to know. DO NOT WANT TO KNOW. Just walk away.
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