Even better to boggle your day. An apartment full of monkeys! (http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Northeast/03/10/confiscated.monkeys/index.html) Doesn't everyone /need/ half a dozen monkeys around to get through their day?
Y'know, I've seen similar stories out of New York, time and time again; last year, it involved a full-grown tiger in an apartment. They finally sent a SWAT sniper down the fire escape with a tranq gun for that one.
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