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Okay, old news, but I just started thinking about beyond a WTF.
Plastic surgery. On your labia and vagina. To make it 'prettier'. First, allow me to restate my initial response: WTF!
Next, allow me to administer pimpslaps to every woman considering this. *whack whack* It's your crotch. it's not supposed to be 'pretty'. Trust me, if a guy likes you, he likes your vagina. Depending on the guy, he may like your vagina more than you. But if they like vaginas, yours probably isn't going to turn them off, barring serious medical issues.
Don't worry about how your crotch looks! If you ever start to, just think about the penis. Now, don't get me wrong, I have much love for the guys, and much love for the penis. But /look/ at it. Go ahead. No, not your co-worker's...that'll get you fired. Anyway, the little soldier typically isn't the most handsome piece of equipment on the block. If you start prettifying your vagina, you'll just make it feel inferior, anyway. Unless...
...well, maybe we're spoiled by sex toy catalogues. I mean, in there, the penises are always really /cute/. They're teal, or lilac, or shiny...all things you don't typically see in the real specimens. (If you usually do see this in your penis, please seek medical attention) So maybe we should be sending the guys to the surgeons. Carve those little fellows up into dolphin shapes, or koala bears, or just an asthetically pleasing series of bumps and ridges! I think I've got the next big thing, here! Who's with me?
Plastic surgery. On your labia and vagina. To make it 'prettier'. First, allow me to restate my initial response: WTF!
Next, allow me to administer pimpslaps to every woman considering this. *whack whack* It's your crotch. it's not supposed to be 'pretty'. Trust me, if a guy likes you, he likes your vagina. Depending on the guy, he may like your vagina more than you. But if they like vaginas, yours probably isn't going to turn them off, barring serious medical issues.
Don't worry about how your crotch looks! If you ever start to, just think about the penis. Now, don't get me wrong, I have much love for the guys, and much love for the penis. But /look/ at it. Go ahead. No, not your co-worker's...that'll get you fired. Anyway, the little soldier typically isn't the most handsome piece of equipment on the block. If you start prettifying your vagina, you'll just make it feel inferior, anyway. Unless...
...well, maybe we're spoiled by sex toy catalogues. I mean, in there, the penises are always really /cute/. They're teal, or lilac, or shiny...all things you don't typically see in the real specimens. (If you usually do see this in your penis, please seek medical attention) So maybe we should be sending the guys to the surgeons. Carve those little fellows up into dolphin shapes, or koala bears, or just an asthetically pleasing series of bumps and ridges! I think I've got the next big thing, here! Who's with me?
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The second link might not be grandparent-safe. :)
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