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Had such a bizarre and disturbing dream last night.
It involved me in my room, waking up in the middle of the night, hearing the garage door close. I crept down the stairs, following the sound into the house proper. For some reason, instead of our Thanksgiving directions, we had silver plates and things strung all over the house. I found and caught a thief; a rather bewildered looking teenaged girl. I woke Dad up, and we were waiting for the police to come. While we were, we heard odd noises from the bathroom. Somehow, I knew it was one of Dad's ex-wives, who was apparently staying with us. Since the noises sounded pain-filled, the three of use crept up to the bathroom and swung the door open. The first surprise was that she had a penis. The second surprise was something that made sense to my dream-self...apparently there was a belief in the dream world that coating your penis with buttermilk before going to sleep would make it larger. Unfortunately, it also attracted small, burrowing bees, and there was a thick buzzing in the air as these tiny insects made a hive out of her penis, with honey, bees, and blood oozing out the myriad holes in the erect flesh. And the smell of frothy milk coating it all.
I woke up, then, because yikes.
It involved me in my room, waking up in the middle of the night, hearing the garage door close. I crept down the stairs, following the sound into the house proper. For some reason, instead of our Thanksgiving directions, we had silver plates and things strung all over the house. I found and caught a thief; a rather bewildered looking teenaged girl. I woke Dad up, and we were waiting for the police to come. While we were, we heard odd noises from the bathroom. Somehow, I knew it was one of Dad's ex-wives, who was apparently staying with us. Since the noises sounded pain-filled, the three of use crept up to the bathroom and swung the door open. The first surprise was that she had a penis. The second surprise was something that made sense to my dream-self...apparently there was a belief in the dream world that coating your penis with buttermilk before going to sleep would make it larger. Unfortunately, it also attracted small, burrowing bees, and there was a thick buzzing in the air as these tiny insects made a hive out of her penis, with honey, bees, and blood oozing out the myriad holes in the erect flesh. And the smell of frothy milk coating it all.
I woke up, then, because yikes.
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o.O;;;
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