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[pyrephox]

So.

I was thinking as I walked home from work.

You could have saber-toothed penises.

Except that the only mouth-like structure is generally the urethra, which means you'd have them mostly sticking up and out, instead of curving down. So it'd be more like saber-toothed-antennaed penises. I wonder if you could get them to wiggle? Because that would be kinda cute. Or possibly, just go for saber-tooth barbs, but the cats have already beat us to that.

Actually, the cats already beat us to regular saber-toothed things.

Damn the cats.

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FATALITY!

[solaas.livejournal.com]

*thud*

*has expired*

[sariel-di.livejournal.com]

... [dead]

LustDjinn/LustHabbie? ... or, probably, DH-Djinn/LustHabbie? ^_^

[usekh.livejournal.com]

o.O
O.o

[aerlorn.livejournal.com]

Ah. Reminds me of the good old days with Jack.

*polishes halo innocently*

[archangelbeth]

Get on the Moo, and I'll give you a URL to the SmutSongs. O;>