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So.
I was thinking as I walked home from work.
You could have saber-toothed penises.
Except that the only mouth-like structure is generally the urethra, which means you'd have them mostly sticking up and out, instead of curving down. So it'd be more like saber-toothed-antennaed penises. I wonder if you could get them to wiggle? Because that would be kinda cute. Or possibly, just go for saber-tooth barbs, but the cats have already beat us to that.
Actually, the cats already beat us to regular saber-toothed things.
Damn the cats.
I was thinking as I walked home from work.
You could have saber-toothed penises.
Except that the only mouth-like structure is generally the urethra, which means you'd have them mostly sticking up and out, instead of curving down. So it'd be more like saber-toothed-antennaed penises. I wonder if you could get them to wiggle? Because that would be kinda cute. Or possibly, just go for saber-tooth barbs, but the cats have already beat us to that.
Actually, the cats already beat us to regular saber-toothed things.
Damn the cats.
FATALITY!
*has expired*
Re: FATALITY!
*revives you!*
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LustDjinn/LustHabbie? ... or, probably, DH-Djinn/LustHabbie? ^_^
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(It occurs to me that there's probably several LustHabbies out there devoted to furthering the idea that Love Must Hurt. Emotionally, physically, whathaveyou. Put their chosen few through utter hell, and then get anyone watching (especially children) to swear off 'love' forever.)
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O.o
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*polishes halo innocently*
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Suddenly I have mental images, and this is NOT A GOOD THING.
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