Funny things on a Sunday

[pyrephox]

First. Small children are undeniably goofy. I was sitting in the parking lot, car idling, waiting for my father to join me for dinner. As I waited, a mother and three children walked by, the youngest a girl probably about seven or eight years old. She stared at me, and I stared at her, and she kept staring even as she walked past the car...and right into a street lamp. BONK! I've never seen anyone actually /walk/, full speed, into a lamppost before. But that, while amusing, was not the best part.

A little while later, the same family walks by. The little girl turns to look at me, and she rubs her head, as if remembering what happened last time. Sure enough, there's another street lamp coming up. She stops. She stares at the lamp. Then, she goes over there and very deliberately bonks her forehead into the lamppost. While I'm dying of laughter, she rubs her forehead in a bewildered sort of way and scurries after her mother.

Also, while driving home, I saw something on a sign that was just...ticklish funny. It'll make the most sense if you're an MMORPG player, I think: "Camping for the Lord." I can't help but wonder...how often does he spawn, and what does he drop?

Comments

[usekh.livejournal.com]

I was also thinking about it from a FPS perspective

"Yah figures the lord is a camping fag"

I am so going to hell now.

[prodigal.livejournal.com]

The last time he spawned was about 4BCE, but since he drops Eternal Salvation, it's worth the wait.

[soaringdragon42]

*cackles*

Best response, ever!

[prodigal.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked it. :)

[amethystjade.livejournal.com]

Small children can be so cute.

[bimmer1200.livejournal.com]

I've played exactly one (1) MMORPG - City of Heroes. And yet, I'm enough of a geek that as soon as I read what was on the bumper sticker...I thought the same thing you did.

Warped.