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[pyrephox]

FAIR! Fair fair fair!

Fair was much fun! Friend was much fun! YAY FAIR!


Now, however, with a sore throat and NyQuil working its sleepy magic, I am forced to contemplate. Did you know why I got put as team leader while the real one was away? Because I wouldn't offend anyone. Seriously. It's not because I'm particularly /good/ at anything. It's just because I'm...nice. I'm always nice. Inoffensive. I am family friendly and G-rated. So much so that people are surprised that I can get frustrated. Surprised that I can get angry. Can't imagine me angry or upset.

And, I guess, that's who I am. I don't particularly want to be a /mean/ person. It's just...I guess I have a little of Willow Syndrome. I get tired of being Old Faithful. I look at a description of myself, and can't help but think, "Gosh, what a boring person. Nice, but boring." What's the old line? I have a 'good personality'.

For one day, I wouldn't mind trading the 'good' personality for a stunning body and /interesting/ personality.

Maybe I should write really dirty porn. Then I could have a secret identity, and when someone says, "What a nice person," I can smile to myself and go heh heh heh, shows what you know!

Except that I can't write porn without blushing furiously, and constantly suspecting that I've misplaced anatomy somewhere. Alas.

Comments

[usekh.livejournal.com]

Yes you are nice :) one of the nicest people I know. BUT you are also intelligent, interesting, creative..not boring at all.

And I have seen a pic of you too ;) so bleh

[pyrephox.livejournal.com]

Heh, thanks. :)

[usekh.livejournal.com]

I know how you feel. I am always described as nice myself. I wouldn't mind being sexy or dangerous once in my life :(

Bbut you are sexy so neh :P

[fadethecat.livejournal.com]

Bah. You are not boring at all.

Perhaps you could have a secret identity as someone who reads really dirty porn? Possibly as much blushing, but much easier to manage!

[pyrephox.livejournal.com]

*shiftyeyes*

[harlecerule.livejournal.com]

I giggle uncontrollably whenever I try to type any name for the male sexual organs in the context of a story. ...which makes it extremely difficult to write the sort of porn I occasionally attempt. XD

[pyrephox.livejournal.com]

Yes! See? This is very true. It's like, mwuahahahahaaaaa....that's not sexy at all!

[aerlorn.livejournal.com]

Step into my parlor and I shall teach you little fly... er, that is I don't find you boring at all. I miss rping with you too. Well, honestly I miss rping all together. Darn schedule.

[pyrephox.livejournal.com]

*scritches* It is sad that there is a lack of RP with you!

[amethystjade.livejournal.com]

Ooh, that arm should really be attached to his shoulder, dear. :)

I can appreciate the pain of being reliable and comfortable, believe it or not. Then I decided to be crazy and random! :D

[pyrephox.livejournal.com]

That's an arm? I thought he was just, y'know, really blessed.

[amethystjade.livejournal.com]

Ow!

[pyrephox.livejournal.com]

...you have a point!

[amethystjade.livejournal.com]

I don't care what they say, size does matter. If you can easily confuse arms with naughty bits, I don't want those bits near MY bits, thankyouverymuch.

[pyrephox.livejournal.com]

*giggles* So noted!

[the-fool76.livejournal.com]

Funny and I thought the whole point of really dirty porn was misplacing parts of the anatomy. >_>

"No! That doesn't go there! Oh no wait... Keep it there! Oooooh Yeaaaa!!!"


As for boring and nice, meh, I'll just point down to your IN fics and ask you if a boring and nice person would write about an angel being forced to torture a family to death? ;)

See? You /already/ have a secret identity where you write scary IN fics!
Problem solved. :D

[pyrephox.livejournal.com]

Heeheehee. Okay, point. My IN fics can be a little scary sometimes. :)

[archangelbeth]

Like any good author, you have a Shal-Mari gutter in your mind? (One that flows into Hades, too, like as not...)

[radjacee.livejournal.com]

But the readers won't know you're blushing. And just buy an anatomy book. I think writing porn might be fun.