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FAIR! Fair fair fair!
Fair was much fun! Friend was much fun! YAY FAIR!
Now, however, with a sore throat and NyQuil working its sleepy magic, I am forced to contemplate. Did you know why I got put as team leader while the real one was away? Because I wouldn't offend anyone. Seriously. It's not because I'm particularly /good/ at anything. It's just because I'm...nice. I'm always nice. Inoffensive. I am family friendly and G-rated. So much so that people are surprised that I can get frustrated. Surprised that I can get angry. Can't imagine me angry or upset.
And, I guess, that's who I am. I don't particularly want to be a /mean/ person. It's just...I guess I have a little of Willow Syndrome. I get tired of being Old Faithful. I look at a description of myself, and can't help but think, "Gosh, what a boring person. Nice, but boring." What's the old line? I have a 'good personality'.
For one day, I wouldn't mind trading the 'good' personality for a stunning body and /interesting/ personality.
Maybe I should write really dirty porn. Then I could have a secret identity, and when someone says, "What a nice person," I can smile to myself and go heh heh heh, shows what you know!
Except that I can't write porn without blushing furiously, and constantly suspecting that I've misplaced anatomy somewhere. Alas.
Fair was much fun! Friend was much fun! YAY FAIR!
Now, however, with a sore throat and NyQuil working its sleepy magic, I am forced to contemplate. Did you know why I got put as team leader while the real one was away? Because I wouldn't offend anyone. Seriously. It's not because I'm particularly /good/ at anything. It's just because I'm...nice. I'm always nice. Inoffensive. I am family friendly and G-rated. So much so that people are surprised that I can get frustrated. Surprised that I can get angry. Can't imagine me angry or upset.
And, I guess, that's who I am. I don't particularly want to be a /mean/ person. It's just...I guess I have a little of Willow Syndrome. I get tired of being Old Faithful. I look at a description of myself, and can't help but think, "Gosh, what a boring person. Nice, but boring." What's the old line? I have a 'good personality'.
For one day, I wouldn't mind trading the 'good' personality for a stunning body and /interesting/ personality.
Maybe I should write really dirty porn. Then I could have a secret identity, and when someone says, "What a nice person," I can smile to myself and go heh heh heh, shows what you know!
Except that I can't write porn without blushing furiously, and constantly suspecting that I've misplaced anatomy somewhere. Alas.
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"No! That doesn't go there! Oh no wait... Keep it there! Oooooh Yeaaaa!!!"
As for boring and nice, meh, I'll just point down to your IN fics and ask you if a boring and nice person would write about an angel being forced to torture a family to death? ;)
See? You /already/ have a secret identity where you write scary IN fics!
Problem solved. :D
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