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( Oct. 8th, 2004 12:44 pm)
I had an idea, and I'm still working out the details, but here's the general thing:

Artifact: Flesh Doll

This artifact was first created by Sorcerers, and remains used almost exclusively by them. Celestials have no use for them, and most Archangels and Demon Princes don't like the idea of their Soldiers having them, for different reasons. The Flesh Doll does not look like a doll at all; instead, it's a linked pair of bracelets, collars, or one of each. The first is worn by the user, and the second is slipped around a place on an empty vessel or vessel-substitute. There are two ways to get a vessel for the Flesh Doll. The guilt-free, but very difficult, way is to have it gifted by a Superior or construct your own out of Primordeal Clay. The easier way is to slip it around the wrist of a recently deceased animal or human corpse. Once in place, the bracelets allow a human to 'change vessels', or transfer their consciousness from their mortal body to the empty vessel.

There are significant restrictions compared to the vessel changes done by celestials. For one, it takes 5 Essence to activate the Flesh Doll. Second, the transfer of consciousness lasts for hours equal to the artifact's level...no more, and no less. The transfer cannot be terminated prematurely, and if either of the human's bodies die, either the possessed one, or the helpless human form left mindless, the human dies. Also, if the corpse-option is used, the body decays as normal when not possessed, and must soon be replaced. Despite these limitations, the Flesh Doll remains eagerly sought after by Sorcerers...they don't tend to have qualms about sacrificing the occassional bird or beast in order to gain the ability to spy on their enemies, or commit atrocities in animal form. Some myths of witches changing form, and werewolves, and other creatures, are surely inspired by these artifacts.

Cost: 5 points a level.
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( Oct. 8th, 2004 06:03 pm)
Okay, old news, but I just started thinking about beyond a WTF.

Plastic surgery. On your labia and vagina. To make it 'prettier'. First, allow me to restate my initial response: WTF!

Next, allow me to administer pimpslaps to every woman considering this. *whack whack* It's your crotch. it's not supposed to be 'pretty'. Trust me, if a guy likes you, he likes your vagina. Depending on the guy, he may like your vagina more than you. But if they like vaginas, yours probably isn't going to turn them off, barring serious medical issues.

Don't worry about how your crotch looks! If you ever start to, just think about the penis. Now, don't get me wrong, I have much love for the guys, and much love for the penis. But /look/ at it. Go ahead. No, not your co-worker's...that'll get you fired. Anyway, the little soldier typically isn't the most handsome piece of equipment on the block. If you start prettifying your vagina, you'll just make it feel inferior, anyway. Unless...

...well, maybe we're spoiled by sex toy catalogues. I mean, in there, the penises are always really /cute/. They're teal, or lilac, or shiny...all things you don't typically see in the real specimens. (If you usually do see this in your penis, please seek medical attention) So maybe we should be sending the guys to the surgeons. Carve those little fellows up into dolphin shapes, or koala bears, or just an asthetically pleasing series of bumps and ridges! I think I've got the next big thing, here! Who's with me?
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