So, I'm walking down the sidewalk, and see a guy. Fairly attractive...kinda short, tanned skin, glasses, a small mustache, about my age. And he's wearing a full tweed suit, the whole getup, complete with vest, silver pocketwatch on a chain, and fedora. I had a totally inappropriate moment of Instant Lust.
And then he walked on by. Ah, well.
And then he walked on by. Ah, well.