My own commentary in parentheses.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pyrephox!
- If you drop pyrephox from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground! (Please don't try this at home, kids! Pyrephox is an endangered species.)
- Pyrephox can jump up to sixteen times her own height! (Only when startled.)
- Pyrephoxology is the study of pyrephox. (Degree programs available in many fine fictional universities. There's also a more intensive personal program, but it's harded to get into.)
- The National Heart Foundation recommends eating pyrephox at least three times a week. (...yeah, I wish.)
- Pyrephox has three eyelids. (The third is over my brain-eye that lets me see into the future.)
- More people are killed by pyrephox each year than die in aeroplane accidents. (But you can't prove any of it.)
- The patron saint of pyrephox is Saint Eugenie. (She does devotions. It's very cute.)
- By tradition, a girl standing under pyrephox cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege. (...I don't think anyone has ever actually tried this, and damnit, why doesn't the tradition involve kissing me?)
- Pyrephox can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long! (When not in use, it rolls up into a patch under my jaw.)
- Pyrephox can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak. (Luckily, she has a very big beak.)