Strange Things

I've passed this several times, but I'm only now remembering to put it up here. There's a auto place on a back road in Greenwood which uses its sign board to give a religious proclamation. This is not, in itself, unusual in rural South Carolina. However, the blurb goes:

He Is An On Time God
Yes He Is

...of all the things praiseworthy one might find about Yahweh, this is the first time I have heard his punctuality mentioned.