I've passed this several times, but I'm only now remembering to put it up here. There's a auto place on a back road in Greenwood which uses its sign board to give a religious proclamation. This is not, in itself, unusual in rural South Carolina. However, the blurb goes:
He Is An On Time God
Yes He Is
...of all the things praiseworthy one might find about Yahweh, this is the first time I have heard his punctuality mentioned.
He Is An On Time God
Yes He Is
...of all the things praiseworthy one might find about Yahweh, this is the first time I have heard his punctuality mentioned.
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Very odd indeed.
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If I go by one day and it says He is A Late God, then I'll be very, very concerned.
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"Late? Whatever for?"
"What is your name, human?"
"Dent. Arthur Dent."
"Late, as in the Late Dentarthurdent. It's a threat, you see..."
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Because the whole Exodus thing just wouldn't have happened if God had been late to the parting-the-Red-Sea party, and all sorts of things wouldn't have happened starting with the Jews never making it to Israel and moving on to (but not ending with) Jesus never having been born and creating Christianity to tell us how important punctuality is. Where would we be if God was late?
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(See the argument: Can God Make A Stone So Heavy He Cannot Lift It?)