My Day, in LOLSpeak

(Because that's pretty much all I'm capable of.)

Sun: Surprise morning!
Me: Ughn.
Work: O hai dere!
SASI: EPIC FAIL
Students: Classes! We don't haz them!
Other Students: Schedules! You iz doin it rong!
New Students: I can haz enrollment?
Fire Alarm: SURPRISE FIRE DRILL!
*everybody goes out, comes back in*
Fire Alarm: O HAI DERE!
Fire Alarm: LOUD ALARM IS LOUD!
Stomach: I can haz cheezburger?
Everyone: NO CAN HAZ.
Lunch: *Sir Not Appearing In This Day*
Classes: We Iz Too Full.
Students: We Can Haz Classes?
Bathroom Break: *Sir Also Not Appearing In This Day*
End of Day: *appears*
Pyrephox: Now I ded from day.