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Pyrephox ([personal profile] pyrephox) wrote2006-09-09 05:30 pm

*Grumpy GM*

It is Saturday, and I have recieved only one and a half character sheets for the Horror game. Thus, I'm afraid we will not be playing on Sunday. Please try and have your sheets to me by next Wednesday, so that I can finish my plotting and planning, and set up the crew roster.

Thanks.

[identity profile] thebookpixie.livejournal.com 2006-09-09 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
But... but.... I was attacked by slimy alien snakes on my spaceplane!!

[identity profile] pyrephox.livejournal.com 2006-09-09 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
NO EXCUSE! You must use the alien snakes to jumpstart the spaceplane's engines and ride to Earth on a jet of flaming serpentine wrath!

[identity profile] thebookpixie.livejournal.com 2006-09-09 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
But the snakes will be angry, and consume the earth for their biofunctions!

Which means the game will still have to start late anyway, on account of reincarnation to gaming level being a non-instantaneous process.

So I figured, why not take the first of two evils?

[identity profile] pyrephox.livejournal.com 2006-09-09 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
...I believe have been outmaneuvered. CURSE YOU!

[identity profile] thebookpixie.livejournal.com 2006-09-09 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, oddly enough, I believe the alien snakes were also the result of an ancient gypsy space caravan curse.

Er, this one doesn't involve snakes, does it? Or giant spiders (who generally want to know what you want, then consume you entire). Just checking, see...

[identity profile] thebookpixie.livejournal.com 2006-09-09 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Mental note: Do not tempt the GM, for she is powerful, and has many teeth.

[identity profile] thebookpixie.livejournal.com 2006-09-09 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
...really lovely teeth! And a great smile.

It is good to make the GM smile.

History indicates that it is also good to bribe the GM with chocolates - and other gifts of fresh tastiness.

*leaves a truffle, and bows out*

[identity profile] fadethecat.livejournal.com 2006-09-09 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Ack, my bad! I will finish writing up background/appearance on my character after session today, and get it mailed right off.
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[personal profile] byzantienne 2006-09-09 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
... ack. I -- the day totally got away from me and I have no excuses. I'm sorry. I'll get it for you tonight.