Strange Things

[pyrephox]

I've passed this several times, but I'm only now remembering to put it up here. There's a auto place on a back road in Greenwood which uses its sign board to give a religious proclamation. This is not, in itself, unusual in rural South Carolina. However, the blurb goes:

He Is An On Time God
Yes He Is

...of all the things praiseworthy one might find about Yahweh, this is the first time I have heard his punctuality mentioned.

Comments

[pyrephox.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. I mean, if He controls time, then He is -- by definition -- ALWAYS on time. He can't be anything else, right?

[cpip.livejournal.com]

Sure He can. He's everything, so by definition, He can be late if He wants to.

(See the argument: Can God Make A Stone So Heavy He Cannot Lift It?)