Strange Things

[pyrephox]

I've passed this several times, but I'm only now remembering to put it up here. There's a auto place on a back road in Greenwood which uses its sign board to give a religious proclamation. This is not, in itself, unusual in rural South Carolina. However, the blurb goes:

He Is An On Time God
Yes He Is

...of all the things praiseworthy one might find about Yahweh, this is the first time I have heard his punctuality mentioned.

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[cpip.livejournal.com]

"Come now, or you will be late."
"Late? Whatever for?"
"What is your name, human?"
"Dent. Arthur Dent."
"Late, as in the Late Dentarthurdent. It's a threat, you see..."