...this whole 'insomnia' thing has /got/ to stop. I demand to see the man in charge, and I want my money back! This circadian rhythm is broken, and I demand a refund. Let's see some innovation here, people! Are we men or are we mice?
Actually, I'm neither, since I have the womb thing going on and all, but my point still stands! Is it nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous sleeplessness, or stand up and dope myself silly, and by doping, lose consciousness? There should be a law. Or at least a referendum. Did I even spell that correctly? I doubt it. Who cares! Spelling is not required at four thirty in the morning; it's like lemons in your iced tea, an option, but one that people insist on including even when you ask them not too. Which is why you need to make lemonade, because if you didn't, there would be lemons. And lemons are bad.
So, there you have it. I can't sleep because lemons are an abomination against God. It makes perfect sense.
Actually, I'm neither, since I have the womb thing going on and all, but my point still stands! Is it nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous sleeplessness, or stand up and dope myself silly, and by doping, lose consciousness? There should be a law. Or at least a referendum. Did I even spell that correctly? I doubt it. Who cares! Spelling is not required at four thirty in the morning; it's like lemons in your iced tea, an option, but one that people insist on including even when you ask them not too. Which is why you need to make lemonade, because if you didn't, there would be lemons. And lemons are bad.
So, there you have it. I can't sleep because lemons are an abomination against God. It makes perfect sense.
From:
no subject
What I may recommend is pushing yourself through regardless, not sleeping a wink, and passing out at, say, 9 pm the next day.
From:
no subject
From:
no subject
Well, yes, we COULD just round up a posse and beat her into unconsciousness... oh, is my inner monologue not staying on the inside again? ;)
From:
no subject
From:
no subject
From:
no subject
The world wonders.
No wait, it did that for TF 34.
Hmm.
Maybe.
From:
no subject
Oh, I solved the logic puzzle. That was fun! Yay for putting it up on your LJ!
From:
no subject
AND the logic. Mmmm, logic puzzles.
From:
no subject
Mmmmm, indeed. Very much fun. And that one was one of the more complex ones that I've come across. When we used to do them in class, we rarely went more than three layers deep, and this was five...six if you count the positions of the houses.
From:
no subject
From:
no subject
From:
no subject
From:
no subject
From:
no subject
From:
no subject
From:
no subject