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[pyrephox]

Stolen from archangelbeth

10 Fictional Characters I'd Have Sex With...



1. Havelock Vetinari (Discworld novels)

Cool, calm, and collected, with a great (if sharp) sense of humor to boot. I have a weakness for Machiavellian manipulators in fiction. And, somewhere under there, a tiny spark of some sort of idealism. It's a scary sort, but still attractive.

2. Jarod (The Pretender TV Show)

He's adorable. Brilliant, playful, and far too broken for a long-term relationship. And I'm a devoted Jarod/Miss Parker shipper. But as far as a few nights of passionate play go, he'd fit the bill admirably. Mm!

3. Sherlock Holmes

Definitely one of those people I'd adore to be around for a short, passionate fling, but I probably wouldn't want to be in a long-term relationship with him. Hmm. I'm noticing a trend of brilliant eccentrics, here. :D

4. Walter Skinner (X-Files)

Okay, not a brilliant eccentric. I don't care...the man is dead sexy, and even if he's not a classical 'hero', he's a dedicated and honorable man, with moments of weakness, but overall, he tried to do the best that he could, as he understood his duties. He's actually one of the ones who I'd put into the 'possible long-term' category. He's an admirable character.

5. Oscar (Syberia)

Another non-brilliant eccentric. He's actually an automaton created by a idiot savant, and thus without either genitals or any actual sex drive, but he's still /adorable/. Very fussy and cute.

6. Jean-Claude (Anita Blake)

Brilliant, Machiavellian, and damned pretty to boot. I don't usually go for vampires much; too much angst and woe-is-me in a lot of them. On the other hand, Jean-Claude is perfectly content being a vampire, and while he may wist about things sometimes, it never stops him from doing what he sets out to do. He's ruthless, but not irredeemably sadistic.

7. The Beast (Beauty and the Beast)

I had /such/ a crush on him as a child, right after the Disney movie version came out. He looked so /wrong/ after the spell turned him back normal, too. I prefer him furry, as strange as it may be to say.

8. Rupert Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Mmmmmmm, /librarian/. Better yet, sexy British occult librarian. Does it get any better? He's a genuinely nice guy, with a core of steel, and one of the best accents in creation. Definitely in the possible long-term relationship category, but I'd settle for a few nights of hot sex.

9. McGuyver

My first fictional crush ever. Oh, how my little preadolescent heart adored him. I still think he's cute, in that strange 80's TV way. And of course, I love the creative, good sense of humor, mostly easy going type. He had very clearly outlined committment issues, but I'd still put him in the 'tie him up and keep him' category. Talk about your handy man! :D

10. Samuel Vimes (Discworld novels)

I didn't really want to add two from the same series, here, but oh well. I love Vimes. He's adorable, and makes a lovely attack dog. And I bet it'd be much easier to make him blush than most of the others on the list. Plus, I think he'd just be rather fun to hang out around.

Comments

[usekh.livejournal.com]

McGuyver? o.O

[arus2001.livejournal.com]

Well, if the sex is bad he could make her a vibrator from a AA battery, a paper clip, bubble gum, and some ingenuity. Don't ask me how, but he'd pull it off! ;)

[pyrephox.livejournal.com]

A) McGuyver was as cute as all hell.

B) That never had a single mention in my thoughts! (Nor did the bondage playground made from the jungle gym, palm leaves, and a feather pillow. Really. Really!)

[usekh.livejournal.com]

But..but..the mullet :)

[archangelbeth]

I prefer him furry, as strange as it may be to say.

Strange? Not to me.

But, er, I'm the furvert. *cough*