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So.
I was thinking as I walked home from work.
You could have saber-toothed penises.
Except that the only mouth-like structure is generally the urethra, which means you'd have them mostly sticking up and out, instead of curving down. So it'd be more like saber-toothed-antennaed penises. I wonder if you could get them to wiggle? Because that would be kinda cute. Or possibly, just go for saber-tooth barbs, but the cats have already beat us to that.
Actually, the cats already beat us to regular saber-toothed things.
Damn the cats.
I was thinking as I walked home from work.
You could have saber-toothed penises.
Except that the only mouth-like structure is generally the urethra, which means you'd have them mostly sticking up and out, instead of curving down. So it'd be more like saber-toothed-antennaed penises. I wonder if you could get them to wiggle? Because that would be kinda cute. Or possibly, just go for saber-tooth barbs, but the cats have already beat us to that.
Actually, the cats already beat us to regular saber-toothed things.
Damn the cats.
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Suddenly I have mental images, and this is NOT A GOOD THING.
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