...this whole 'insomnia' thing has /got/ to stop. I demand to see the man in charge, and I want my money back! This circadian rhythm is broken, and I demand a refund. Let's see some innovation here, people! Are we men or are we mice?
Actually, I'm neither, since I have the womb thing going on and all, but my point still stands! Is it nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous sleeplessness, or stand up and dope myself silly, and by doping, lose consciousness? There should be a law. Or at least a referendum. Did I even spell that correctly? I doubt it. Who cares! Spelling is not required at four thirty in the morning; it's like lemons in your iced tea, an option, but one that people insist on including even when you ask them not too. Which is why you need to make lemonade, because if you didn't, there would be lemons. And lemons are bad.
So, there you have it. I can't sleep because lemons are an abomination against God. It makes perfect sense.
Actually, I'm neither, since I have the womb thing going on and all, but my point still stands! Is it nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous sleeplessness, or stand up and dope myself silly, and by doping, lose consciousness? There should be a law. Or at least a referendum. Did I even spell that correctly? I doubt it. Who cares! Spelling is not required at four thirty in the morning; it's like lemons in your iced tea, an option, but one that people insist on including even when you ask them not too. Which is why you need to make lemonade, because if you didn't, there would be lemons. And lemons are bad.
So, there you have it. I can't sleep because lemons are an abomination against God. It makes perfect sense.