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([personal profile] pyrephox Apr. 25th, 2006 04:39 pm)
I would like my nuts, if only they didn't explode so often.

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I'm so sleepy, that I'm in denial about what the above says. If it's still there when I wake up, I'm going to demand an explanation.

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*falls over giggling*

It does not.

I have unshelled nuts, and a nutcracker. Whenever I try to use the latter on the former, the nut has a tendency to resist for a while, until I get frustrated enough to use Too Much force, then bits of shell explode, going halfway across the apartment.

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