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[pyrephox]

I would like my nuts, if only they didn't explode so often.

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[fadedstarx.livejournal.com]

I'm so sleepy, that I'm in denial about what the above says. If it's still there when I wake up, I'm going to demand an explanation.

[pyrephox.livejournal.com]

*snickers* See below.

[gaeanangel.livejournal.com]

...

This...can't...mean what I think...

[pyrephox.livejournal.com]

*falls over giggling*

It does not.

I have unshelled nuts, and a nutcracker. Whenever I try to use the latter on the former, the nut has a tendency to resist for a while, until I get frustrated enough to use Too Much force, then bits of shell explode, going halfway across the apartment.

[cpip.livejournal.com]

You have to handle them just right.

[pyrephox.livejournal.com]

I do try to keep in practice. They're so tasty, after all.

[glamourweaver.livejournal.com]

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[amethystjade.livejournal.com]

I gather this is a common problem.

[pyrephox.livejournal.com]

Apparently!

[dreadmouse.livejournal.com]

I... ummm...

err...

/no carrier/

[pyrephox.livejournal.com]

*laughs* SCORE!